Beer Quotes

The following are beer quotes from around the world.  If you'd like to submit a cool quote, it may get posted.  It may not.  Life's a crap shoot.

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."   - Dave Barry

"Beers like magic water" - Homer Simpson

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."   - Jack Handey 

"To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems."  - Homer Simpson

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Ben Franklin

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